You Might Be A Redneck If...

...you do dishes in your diaper.
You might be a redneck if...you carry the recycling out to the curb in your diaper.

I'm not really a redneck. Mommy has learned that 'doing dishes' means soaking wet clothes and the floor needing to be mopped up afterward. So to help with the first, we 'do dishes' in our diaper.

I carried the recycling out to the curb from the garage all by myself. Mommy was so proud of me.

Okay, so maybe this is a little bit redneck!