Friday Joke Of The Day...
Yesterday at about 4:45 P.M., if you would have been driving in our neighborhood, you would have seen a pug on the loose running down the sidewalk on High Plains Blvd. A little bit behind this naughty beast, you would have seen an adorable 18 month old boy squealing in delight as he chased after his best friend down the sidewalk. And finally, a LONG way behind that little boy you would have seen a gigantic-bellied pregnant woman moving as quickly as her body will now allow her to asking adorable little boy to stop chasing the dog away and swearing at such dog under her breath.
Got that picture? (chuckle, chuckle)
The situation was resolved by a friendly driver getting out of their vehicle and catching the pug for the gigantic-bellied pregnant woman. This exhausted pregnant woman then was able to carry naughty beast and adorable boy back home (two blocks) when at such time she rang her incredibly handsome husband on the phone and said these exact words..."If the dog isn't gone by tomorrow, I'm taking it out back and killing him myself." Now, gigantic-bellied pregnant woman has had some time to calm herself after this incident, however, she still doesn't want such dog in her home anymore.
Is anyone looking for an adorable 5 year-old dog that listens incredibly well, never escapes out of the house, and would absolutely NEVER pee on your favorite pair of shoes in the closet all in the matter of three days? Please let us know if you are interested in having this joyous bundle of fur enter your family.
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